Announcing My Professional Debut as an Almost-Swimmer
Posted by Rebecca in Swimming on Dec 30th, 2013 | 1 comment
Today, Rebecca Kelley, a 30-year old mediocre athlete who has somehow managed to complete two Ironman-distance races despite her unwillingness to get out of her warm bed and train most of the time, announced that she will be turning pro in the one discipline she excels at the most: very nearly doing her swim workouts but never actually completing them.
